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So little to do, so much time to do it in

Strike that, reverse it…

Quite a few friends are posting their TO DO lists on their blogs, Livejournals, Facebooks, etc. I’ve actually enjoyed reading them as it gives me a sense of how everyone fares while insanity ensues. So here goes my turn:

TODAY
1. Grade 3 massive student projects
2. Read/Critique/Grade 8 thirty-page screenplays
3. Prepare dough for 24 hour No Knead Bread
Awesome stuff.  Bake this bread and then freeze it. When ready to eat, just pop in the oven @ 300 for 15 minutes.

4. Laundry - every blanket in the house
5. Wrap Fig Trees in preparation for snow/ice storm
6. Decorate Kitchen (Living Room already done)
7. Rewrite an abstract for a conference paper
8. Plug a story hole in an outline at the editor’s request

SUNDAY
1. Read/Critique/Grade 8 thirty-page screenplays
2. Clean shelves throughout house
3. Work more on outline revisions

MONDAY
1. Read/Critique/Grade 8 thirty-page screenplays
2. Get car serviced
3. Nail outline
4. Bake Seven Layer Cookies

Seven Layer Cookies - YUM!

Three days is enough for now — I’ll update as I go along.  Obviously, the above (and what’s to come) will require equal doses of lunacy and Legavullin).

Too much grading makes Diana a mad girl…

Mad as in crazy. Gonzo. Nuts. So yeah, this is what I do for stress relief:

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

SouthGate SG-1

No matter how many times Daniel dies, he comes back…  Pesky little fellow, huh?

Welcome to the 21st Century

That’s all I’ve got to say on the subject…

Oh, and yeah — I can’t stop grinning. But hey, I think that’s allowed, right?

And You Should Too

One Day More… A little bit of Les Miserables in the Air

Sorry, couldn’t resist. I especially love the McCain/Javert parallel… oh and yeah, the Palin/Mme. Thénardier bit is pretty funny too.
One Day More

537 People Decided The Last Election

Spielberg’s 2nd “Don’t Vote” PSA doesn’t go down as well with the celebs.

I’m Anything But Average, Thank You

Is it just me or does anyone else consider the phrase “Average Joe” to be a pejorative comment on how we’re viewed by certain candidates?

Ron Howard’s Call To Action

I’ve tried to keep my politics to a minimum but Ron Howard’s willingness to speak out in this video says it so well, it’s worth sharing.   It’s reunion time in the town of Mayberry and with the Fonz.

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Index Cards: A Many Splendored Thing

Critiques, grading papers, political wonkery, phone calls (morning, noon and night), a zoo of animals all demanding my attention…

Welcome to my life as of late.  Plus I’m deep in the outlining phase for a novel.

When such insanity ensues (and when doesn’t it?), nothing works better for plotting out all of a story’s highs and lows, character arcs and plot threads than a set of index cards, thumbtacks and a black marker.  Maybe it’s from so many years in the TV/Film industry, but I always work better with visual aids.

I’ll usually start by coming up with titles/themes for each sequence — each dramatic block of action that will move the story forward.  Once those are written up and strung horizontally,  I’ll move on to the actual scenes (all the cards below) for each sequence.  Scene beats I’ll usually just plot out on paper right before I write a scene out.

The best part of putting the entire story up like this is that I can walk past the cards a few dozen times a day for the next few days and figure out what’s missing, what drags on too long, or where moments can be combined.  Again, it’s about ’seeing the whole picture’… (sort of like playing chess and making sure you look at the whole board before making your next move).

The down side?  I’m so ready to get writing on this thing but the next four days are all about the day job (not that I’m complaining, I really do enjoy working with my students!).  The story’s all there and it’s just asking to be written.  But for now, it’s about hushing the voice in my head that says, “Goal, motivation, conflict. Goal, motivation, conflict. Goal, motivation, conflict. ”

Geez.  Just let me write the thing already, for crying out loud!

Music: Massenet:’Méditation’ - performed by Yo-Yo Ma
Drink: Jura 10 yr
Chocolate: Scharffen Berger