Seems like everyone in a 5 mile radius of my home woke up this morning with the same realization: July 4th can’t be celebrated without a well manicured lawn. Hence, it was decided — through some mutual telepathic means — that everyone would synchronize their lawn mowers for a 9am chorus of mechanical whirs.

Happily, by 11am, the lawns were mowed and yes, dear folks, the fireworks commenced. At 11 o’clock in the fraking morning.

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By noon, my ears were mush.

By 2pm, I came to the conclusion that if you can’t beat them, crank up the music. Today’s playlist:
– 1776, the original Broadway Recording
– Les Miserables, the original West End Recording
– Hair, original Broadway Recording
– Nightmare Before Christmas, original Film Recording

Theme? You betcha – Revolutions! Of all shapes and sizes from the American and French Revolutions, to the Cultural Revolution, to a revolution involving Ghouls, Skeletons, and Santa Claus!